TBT: The Brutal Truth

Monday, July 18, 2005

Forget The Goal Posts -- Bush Moves Entire Stadium

Totally cornered on Turdgate, President George W. Minderbender today declared a brief suspension of "Operation: Stonewall" to make the following flip-flop:

"I would like this to end as quickly as possible so we know the facts. And if someone committed a crime, they will no longer work in my administration."


As you can see, Bush has backed away from his previous statement where "anyone involved" would be terminated. Now, the qualifier for being bounced ass first onto Pennsylvania Avenue has been spun to "committed a crime"; a stark reminder of the days of Clinton during his own infamous forays into stonewalling after lying about using a certain government clerk's twat for a humidor (I still say Slick Willie should've smoked the motherfucker, too). In fact, it seems that's exactly the barometer Rovians are using -- the ol' "If Clinton Got Away With It - We Should, Too!" defense, hoping like hell it's going to work.

It isn't working.

We're not that stupid.


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