TBT: The Brutal Truth

Thursday, April 27, 2006

The Drowning Pool

CNN reports today that two Republican Senators -- Susan Collins (R-Maine) and Joe Lieberman (R-Outworld) -- want to take FEMA and drown it in a tub, any tub, in order to bullshit Americans into believing that the aftermath of Katrina is proof that "government doesn't work" just because ... *pshaw* ... it's the government:

The Federal Emergency Management Agency, which floundered in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, should be abolished and replaced with a new organization, a Senate committee recommended Thursday.

"Our first and most important recommendation is to abolish FEMA," said Maine Republican Sen. Susan Collins, chairwoman of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee. "FEMA is discredited, demoralized, and dysfunctional. It is beyond repair. Just tweaking the organizational chart will not solve the problem."

"FEMA has become a symbol of a bumbling bureaucracy in which the American people have completely lost faith."

Isn't is just amazing how pharisaical these fuckheaded twits are?!? FEMA worked fine under Slick Willy. Then Selection 2000 happened and the results are exactly what Tommy Chong said in my previous post about Bush's Mini-Thin Addicted Administration:

"The dangerous thing about tweakers is they can take things apart but they can't put them back together again,” Chong said. “That's what George Bush has done to this country."

Of course, if Sen. Sue Collins and Sen. Johnny Cage really wanted to prove to the American people that government buracracies don't work, they'd have recinded their 6-figure salaries by tendering their resignation on September 12th, 2001 -- Katrina be damned. But since all that power, money, and grandstanding in front of the media's cameras has corrupted them beyond any morsel of evoking sound honest judgement, personal reponsibility, and respectable human ethics, the burden to drown government in a pool rests solely on the shoulders of the American citizens this November and I hope they share my sentiments in the notion that the only pool worthy to cast these apostate American Senators into is Gehenna -- the proverbial Lake of Fire described in the final few pages of The Bible, where their only salvation -- fleeting as it may be -- is in the Diebold voting machines they can cling to as a floatation device.


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