Some Things Should Never Be Said To The PolicePardon me, Ossifer, but can I suck your dick for Jebus?!?
An executive committee member of the Southern Baptist Convention was arrested on a lewdness charge for propositioning a plainclothes policeman outside a hotel, police said.
Lonnie Latham, senior pastor at South Tulsa Baptist Church, was booked into Oklahoma County Jail Tuesday night on a misdemeanor charge of offering to engage in an act of lewdness, police Capt. Jeffrey Becker said. Latham was released on $500 bail Wednesday afternoon.
Latham, who has spoken out against homosexuality, asked the officer to join him in his hotel room for oral sex. Latham was arrested and his 2005 Mercedes automobile was impounded, Becker said.
Calls to Latham at his church were not immediately returned Wednesday.
When he left jail, he said:
"I was set up. I was in the area pastoring to police."
Uh-huh, yeaaap, he was "pastoring" the area, allright. In the immortal words of my ex-police captain uncle: "I've heard that line before! Here's one you've probably heard before, too: Spread 'Em Against The Wall!"
(Hat Tip AmericaBlog)