Smoke And MirrorsJackGoff reports that TIME Magazine has named all bloggers as "Person Of The Year":
How better to prove you're irrelevant by being as lazy as possible? Good job, MSM. Now, what's happening in Darfur?
Hey, TIME Magazine: the next time you idiots decide to blow smoke up my ass by naming me "Person of The Year", make sure it has first and last month's cash deposit, too. Goddammit, if I'm going to carry your smoke around in my asshole, it's gonna pay rent, motherfucker ...