The Good, The Bad, And The FuglyGotta helping of good, bad, and fugly news to impart here. First, the good news is UN Ambassador John Bolton has resigned, but don't feel too bad about his remaining employment prospects as I recieved word on a double-super background secret government contract that'll work in Bolton's favor as our Democrats need a push-broom to sweep the incompetent Republicans out of the White House, and they've tapped Bolton for the job. Well, not him really -- just his upper lip. Details on this contract are still sketchy but I do know it has an expiration of January 2009, at which point Bolton will become a free agent, where his upper lip has to potential to pull six to seven figures a year for any interested Canadian curling teams.
In the fugly news department, John Ridley has a 4 page collumn for Esquire where he suggests that it's high time for Condi Rice, Colin Powell, and the rest of the house niggers to shit on the field niggers,, which I'm sure it'll be promptly followed by an apology and a subscription cancellation by Micheal Richards.
And the bad news is ... I'm back to blogging. Not full time -- that's impossible with only 56k dial-up. But updates to TBT will happen in the near future as a number of things have rattled my chain and they need an outlet. First in my crosshairs of contempt will be the fuckin' Christians because it is indeed that time of year. Oh, yessss, pah-rayze Jeeebus-ah, ol' Brother Sy is filled with the FIRE OF THE LAWD and has a few sermons to get out to the all the true believin' brethen and sistren, can I get I get an "AMEN"?!?